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lilmisshaps:

waywardsonapocalypse:

wizard-fallen-angel:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.



Of course this was in a city called Winchester
Where else

that makes the burning house gif even more accurate

No

dimadamn:

having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.
none-gavin:


An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The colors don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.

But what if you touch them and you look around and see all the colors, and beauty.You get caught in the moment and ask  ”Do you see it too?” And they reply “What are you talking about?” 

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

wtf is going on

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

brittany-32194:

since1938:

bigbardafree:

   #cant deal with these fake geek boys and their slutty costumes  

#ugh they’re just doing it to get attention

well they’ve got mine

Send me “have you evers” and i’ll answer yes or no.

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

ali-bubblez:

I used to think I looked a little bit cute when I was younger but then I looked closely at a photo

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And then I saw this

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I look like I’m going to murder my entire family

Still pretty accurate 

reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

peterhaleyeah:

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

fun date idea: take selfies with me here

'Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough'